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Joke of the Day
"A butcher married a baker and had a kid who grew up to be what? Fat."
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"Roses are red... Roses are red. Harambe was shot. I am Rick Harrison. This is my pawn shop."
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"Spell icup Why the FUCK are you watching me urinate?! FUCK YOU!!!!!"