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Joke of the Day

"I took a selfie with my uncle. Everyone behind us shook their heads. I never know how to behave at wakes."

"Have you seen how expensive balloons are lately? Bloody inflation."

"a pastor, a rapist and a pedophile walk into a bar. he orders a drink...."

"What serious crime has Michelle Obama done? Fucking a monkey! Beastiality is still illegal in most states!"

"Said it before but someone needs to start a rumor that Muslims don't eat donuts so that people will start sending those to the mosque."

"The first time I got up close and personal with a girl was round the back by the school bins. In hindsight, I wish I hadn't looked into that rubbish bag."

"Two women were sitting quietly."

"Why did the horror fan switch off Cujo? Because he felt like IT"

"Fidel Castro is dead Trump don't mess about."

"What did ""O"" said to ""Q""? ""Dude, your *thing* is hanging out"""