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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if back street boys have there own lunch room? a Bac-a-teria.THANK YOU ,THANK YOU VERY MUCH LADIES AND GERMS."

"[phone call] Prank caller: Hi, I'd like to speak to Agood Boi Receptionist: who's Agood Boi? Prank caller: lol *tail goes nuts*"

"What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge? A paradox."

"Went in for my checkup yesterday. Hernia & prostate exams are really uncomfortable, but he's a great dentist so I let it go."

"Whats the gay man's favorite Civil War Battle? Manasses."

"John Travolta and Nicolas Cage walk into a bar... The barman says, ""Why the wrong face?"""

"Of course everyone deserves a 2nd chance, but I gave yours to someone else."

"I've developed a fear of imitation ale, It's a faux beer."

"There's a new all girls music group that writes songs about the internet. It's called Broadband."

"I was at a posh resturaunt last night but the pianist was awful He just kept playing bottom C over and over. Really lowered the tone."