197412
Joke of the Day
"Finally successful enough to have ""haters"", still not successful enough to be successful"
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"Why is it called a Wonder Bra? When she takes it off you wonder where her tits went."
"Why did the programmer get a job at the photographers? They needed a developer."
"(Gamblers Anonymous meeting) Leader: Bob, tell us why you're here. Me: $20 it's a Blackjack addiction. Group: *all rushing to place bets*"
"Don't you just hate when people reply with ""This?"" This."
"Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old? They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!"
"My friend's offering to pay for a trip to NY to be her +1 for a wedding. She's probably going to drug me & sell my organs. *agrees to go :)"
"What's gray and comes in quarts? Elephants"
"It feels like Obama's been on tour longer than The Rolling Stones."
"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A-flat miner"