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Joke of the Day

"So I was driving down the street when I saw a couple guys trying to take an old lady's purse. I ran her over to help We got it off her eventually"

"What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? Short."

"What's the difference between a race car and a woman? One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels."

"There are many fish in the sea. So while waiting I'll just play with my rod."

"my wife is alot like pandora radio she is always asking me if I am still listening"

"Sports: So how's the shoestring game goin'? Right now, it's ***ALL TIED-UP!*** Oh my-oh-my! I couldn't find a cornylamejokes subreddit, so... ~Skip"

"What's the difference between an Onion and a Whore? I don't cry when I chop up a Whore."

"Since Greece is likely to default... one could say the gyro-zone is going to leave the euro-zone."

"Divorced Barbie. Q: What comes with the new Divorced Barbie doll? A: All Ken's stuff."

"So I was driving home from work tonight, I saw a woman texting whilst driving. It infuriated me so much I threw my beer bottle at her car."