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Joke of the Day
"I just spent two weeks in Vegas looking for my wife's killer... but no one would do it."
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"My friend asked me ""what's worse, ignorance or apathy?"" I replied, ""I don't know and I don't care""."
"yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch"
"Why don't lesbians cook? They rather eat out."
"My girlfriend told me she was retaining water and gaining weight... I told her not to sweat it."
"John Cena would be a great voice actor because we can't see him"
"[Fitbit commercial with me] BEFORE: lazy guy AFTER: lazy guy who had $129"
"If girls with nice tits work for Hooters where do girls with one leg work? Ihop."
"a man (almost) worked at google A man went for a job interview at google. When he got the job, he got up and shouted ""YAHOO!"" the man was fired immediately."
"Sperm is the best glue Have you ever seen a human being falling apart?"