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Joke of the Day

"If girls with nice tits work for Hooters where do girls with one leg work? Ihop."

"Scary shit happens in horror movies at 3am. So when hubby woke up screaming with a leg cramp at 3am, I threw the bible at him."

"Why did the captain execute the pastry chef? Because his orders were to shoot all desserters."

"I tried growing some thin fruit last month But there's been slim pickings."

"What does the snowman call his wife? Snowblower"

"[NSFW][REALLY NSFW] I hate pedophiles... They're fucking immature assholes"

"I couldn't figure out how to use a seatbelt But then it clicked."

"2016 Denial 2017 Anger 2018 Bargaining 2019 Depression 2020 Acceptance"

"This isn't a racist joke..is it? What do you call a Hispanic with a Rubber Toe? Roberto"

"A drummer with no feet spoke poorly of the lead singer. His articulations were baseless."