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Joke of the Day
"Today I woke up to a blow job.. ..never falling asleep with my mouth open again."
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"as a kid, if i misbehaved my dad would come into my room and shoot me in my head with a real gun, killing me. it made me a stronger person."
"""Guess I'll turn on the news to see what the government is up to"" - The President of the United States"
"If you cool your body down to -273,16 degrees celsius.. ..you'd be 0K"
"What's a pedophile's favorite musical scale? D minor!"
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer today I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"
"What's the worst thing about a blowjob from an anorexic girl? They never swallow."
"It is so cold... fire hydrants are flagging down dogs to piss on them."
"CW: I like your scarf. Me: Thanks, it's a CVS receipt. I didn't know what else to do with it."
"How do you get republicans to not repeal Obamacare ? Tell them Mexico is paying for it"