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Joke of the Day
"How do you get republicans to not repeal Obamacare ? Tell them Mexico is paying for it"
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"Why did the blind man become Hitler? Because he could **Nazi.** *(disclaimer may have to read aloud for joke to occur, if laughing occurs for more than 4 seconds please contact your doctor)*"
"Why did Hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi"
"Why is there echo every time Bono sings? Because he's close to The Edge"
"If there was such a thing g as competitive Bible Study, would the championships be called prayoffs?"
"the crow was calling my name thought cah"
"As you can tell by my wrinkled shirts, I'm bad at irony."
"What do you call a Amish man with his arm up a horses arse A mechanic"
"99 problems and pizza solves every single 1"
"[1st Date] Her: I've had a hysterectomy Him: I've had a vasectomy Her: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Him: You gonna eat those fries?"