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Joke of the Day
"What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through? Oh God, not the B's!"
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"How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone? Cello?"
"Why do they have sex ed and drivers ed on different days in Mexico? Because they need to give the donkey a break."
"Monday is one of my favourite days of the week--my 7th favourite."
"How do you stop a lawyer from drowning? Toss him some sort of flotation device"
"The last thing my wife gave me before she died... ... was her epi pen. I don't know why, but it seemed like she thought it was very important that I have it."
"What does Skrillex call masturbating? Wubbing one out."
"My Christmas tree isn't the only thing that's getting lit this time of year"
"Like a recovering crack addict, my computer is broken & I can only use others in small doses. A little facebook goes a long way. *twitch*"
"Werner Heisenberg's epitaph: Here lies Heisenberg. ^^^?"