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Joke of the Day
"Werner Heisenberg's epitaph: Here lies Heisenberg. ^^^?"
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"These people act like they've never seen a woman eat a whole rotisserie chicken before."
"A Muslim walks into the U.S Just kidding"
"Countries I can't believe Japan have not attacked: Wales"
"Two surgeons are laughing during an operation when a dermatologist walks by... ""What's so funny?"" asks the dermatologist. ""Sorry, it's a inside joke."" replies the surgeon."
"My British friend Julian Wang just bought his first automobile We call it the Wang car. //needs work"
"You know why men die earlier than women? Because we WANT to!"
"What do you call a group of whales playing music together? An Orcastra"
"Knock, knock. ""Who's there?"" ""Annie."" ""Annie who?"" ""Annie body home?"""
"How High Are You? Officer: How high are you? Me: No Officer, it's hi, how are you?"