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Joke of the Day
"The Walking Dead is Jesus's favorite show."
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"Whats the difference between an onion and a hooker? *Dead pan face*, I don't cry when I cut up hookers."
"Why are Jedi kids so fat? Because they were force fed."
"One man's trash is another man's treasure. Haha you are adopted. Credit to this post? https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/3715bp/one_mans_trash_is_another_mans_treasure_would_be/"
"Girl, you be the British and I'll be Paul Revere.... I'll be riding and you'll be coming."
"If you want to find a needle in a haystack, burn the haystack."
"So the Chicken and the Egg are laying in bed. The Chicken lights up a cigarette, takes a deep drag and says, ""Well, I guess that answers that question..."""
"How do you cut off a redneck's dick? Kick his sister in the jaw"
"What's one of the worst things about giving a man a blow job? The view."
"Why women mature faster than men? Because men start growing breasts only after 40 years old."