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Joke of the Day

"What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral? She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish"

"Loyalty Test... Wife buys 12 underwears of same color for hubby.. Hubby- Why same color sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear. Wife- Which people Total silence..."

"Why dont Demons fear oxidation? Because there's no rust for the wicked"

"Thanks to home security commercials, I am now terrified of middle aged white men."

"I was in the world trade center and always wondered why planes get bigger and bigger as they get closer and closer. And than it hit me."

"I sneezed and my bra unsnapped. I think this cold is trying to seduce me."

"Why did the Jedi cross the road? To get to the dark side."

"what I love about whole foods is you can fit $50 worth of groceries in a stylish evening clutch"

"You should never bully fat people.... They have enough on their plates"

"Dyslexic man So a dyslexic man walks into a bra."