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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes for fun I like to pick up hitchhikers. When they open the door I say ""Hey! Sorry I'm late."""

"Which element is unsure of it's gender? Sili-kin"

"To be a hipster is to live in constant suffering You spend all your time in coffee shops, but you always have to drink your coffee before it's cool."

"Why did Negan watch Arrested Development? Someone told him there were two Lucilles"

"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Because he was outstanding in his field."

"I had a few too many beers at an art exhibition and threw up all over the floor. Someone offered me three grand for it."

"What do you get if you cross a Boxer and a Pug? A pugilist!"

"I finally got a housekeeper. it's my ex-wife. She kept the house."

"What did the fruit say to the vegetable, at dinner? Lettuce Pray"

"What do you call a vietnamese turkey? Gobbledy gook."