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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between 3 and 13? Nothing, they both have 1 3"
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"A toothless budgie will always achieve his goals Because they always succeed"
"What did the cookie say to the cracker? You feeling salty bro?"
"Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns."
"If I Cuold Time Travel I wouldn't have dropped out of school"
"Somebody finally complimented me on my parking today! I got a note on my windshield that said ""Parking Fine""."
"I used to date a periodicals librarian... ...but we broke up because she had too many issues."
"Monday is a draft that was sent by mistake when God's cat jumped on the keyboard."
"Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market? Because there are eyes everywhere!"
"What colour socks does a bear wear? They don't they have ""bare"" feet."