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Joke of the Day

"Why is it hard to buy potatoes on the black market? Because there are eyes everywhere!"

"I have way less energy than your average haunted doll."

"Went to India and let me tell you, never seen so many taxi drivers in my life!They work in restaurants, banks even in hospitals over there."

"Contemplating the merits of the Oxford comma as I head down to Florida to see my parents, Donald Trump and Marco Rubio"

"What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball? You look quite put-together this evening."

"""Hey, Dad? Why don't you ever tell me you love me?"" the dad looks at his son, smiles, and says, ""You love me."""

"Last night I had a dream I was a muffler... And woke up exhausted"

"I am Looking a Bank I am Looking for a Bank which can perform Two things for me. Give me a Loan, and then Leave me Alone...."

"Listen Mrs. Potato Head, you are married. No matter how many times you open your ass to me, I'm not doing it. Drunk Irish whore."

"What did the thug say to the mugging victim before he shot him. Worldstar."