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Joke of the Day

"Somebody finally complimented me on my parking today! I got a note on my windshield that said ""Parking Fine""."

"What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred? A hot dog"

"Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year? Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses."

"I was in a bad mood when my annoying sister asked me, ""What do beavers do to a river?"" God dam it"

"What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN? Saddest joke ever."

"Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."

"Why did the terrorist's post make it to the front page of reddit? Because it blew up."

"Elitist Perfumers no common scents"

"I feel like rock jokes are taken for granite not very many pebble appreciate them."

"Grammar Nazis really make me fuhrious. I'm sorry. That joke was really out of mein kampfort zone. Anne Frankly, it was just bad."