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Joke of the Day
"What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!"
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"Happy Halloween... Why did the Ghost enter the bar... For the BOOOOS"
"You can tell a lot about a person by how early their neighbors call the cops on Thanksgiving."
"There is an American Olympic diver named ""Steele Johnson"". He could have a great job in adult films with that name..."
"I asked when my gym membership was up and the dude said ""day before Valentine's Day"" like I'm some genius who knows when Valentine's Day is."
"People actually care about you! Just try missing a couple of payments, you'll see!"
"How do we know Snow White was a hipster? She could never say no to apple."
"Why does Marx only drink herbal tea? Because property is theft."
"Walentine's Day When your woman decides to give the gift you really wanted."
"Her: hear that? Me: nope Her: what if someone's is trying to get in to murder me? Me: only person that wants to murder you is already inside"