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Joke of the Day
"Alcohol is claiming me as a dependent on his taxes this year."
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"If someone notices you with an open zipper, answer proudly: professional habit."
"Why does Gru speak with an accent? Because he's Arminion."
"What do you call a very small villain? The Antagonist"
"What do you call a one legged rapper? A Hip-Hop artist"
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate his food before it was cool"
"Why don't cops get along with black people? They should at least take a shot at it"
"I was playing snooker with Jacqueline. I looked at her and said, ""Where's your cue?"" She said, ""It's after the C."""
"Does the obama phone ring? or does it tell the person calling that they can just assume yes to whatever they were calling about?"
"You never see baby pigeons because pigeons are cloned by the government. Next question."