106663
Joke of the Day
"What does an orphan get for Christmas? Really lonely."
Next Joke
"For as long as I remember I've always had amnesia."
"What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? The pizza can feed a family of 4."
"It's weird they report fantasy football during Sports Center. That's like the local news telling us how your SimCity is doing."
"An invisible man married an invisible woman... Their kids were nothing to look at either."
"If my 3YO's fortune was ""you will eat the paper inside the cookie and then cry about it for 2 hrs,"" this Chinese restaurant is VERY accurate"
"[makes a voodoo doll of himself] [gives it a little back rub]"
"An apple a day can keep ANYONE away if you throw it really hard at their face"
"A dyslexic woman walks into a bar And puts it on"
"What sound does a black widow make? My husband be dead"