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Joke of the Day
"How you heard about the new bad breath removal strategy? They call it the tic-tac tactic."
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"I get out of awkward conversations by pulling a balloon out, making a dog and just say I need to take it for a walk."
"Why is Russia such a gassy country? Because their leader has been Putin for a long time."
"I can speak any language. I just don't understand what I'm saying in anything but english."
"""Game of Thrones"" author George R. R. Martin joined Twitter this week. He already has 80,000 followers and that's just the cast of ""Game of Thrones."""
"No relationship is perfect so you might as well pick the perfect person you want to go through hell with"
"If you play a Justin Bieber track backwards... ...You'll hear satanic messages. Even worse, if you play it forward, you'll hear Justin Bieber!"
"Everyone tells me I hold grudges just like my dad. They say I'm a chip on the old shoulder."
"9/11 Who? Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!"
"Why aren't there any Muslim feminists? Pork is haram"