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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the digging poem? It's quite deep."
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"My friend asked me why I still buy vinyl. I told him 'Records are always a sound purchase.'"
"A man walks into a brothel... and is approached by one of the whores. She greets him politely, asking, ""What can I do you for?"" to which the man replies, ""Money."""
"Why don't you ever see any Muslim methheads? They all just get stoned instead."
"True story: Surgeon: Did someone fart? Silence Surgeon: I need to know if someone farted. I may have perforated bowel. Med student: I farted"
"Who are you going to trust, some real doctor who says it's impossible to make you a centaur, or me, the guy with a hacksaw and half a horse?"
"A girl asks a guy if she is wearing to much makeup. The guy responds. ""Depends, are you trying to kill the Batman?"""
"I talk a lot of shit for a girl with a blankie."
"[Woods] SNOW WHITE: Oh, what a lovely little house! GOLDILOCKS: [in ski mask] Beat it, sister. I've been scoping this place out for weeks."
"*walks into Walmart wearing pants* Walmart employee: Shit, corporate's here"