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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top? Attire."

"Why isn't diving an event in the Special Olympics? It's a pain in the ass to retrieve the wheelchairs."

"in japan 2/3 population hava cataracts the other 1/3 have rincon continental"

"How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair"

"A crossdresser, a vegan and an athiest walk into a bar I only know because it's reposted every week"

"How is a 9 Volt Battery similar to an Anus? You know you shouldn't, but eventually you're gunna lick it."

"Whats the difference between a Mod and a cheat? Mods can be [deleted]"

"What kind of fruit is also a vegetable? Elton John in a coma."

"Haters gonna have a valid point sometimes."

"In light of recent events... ...I believe Adrian Peterson should start playing Major League Baseball. He'd be a great *switch* hitter."