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Joke of the Day

"How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one? You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE"

"I know the rule: if you're dreaming and you're about to pee, wake up! But last night I found myself about to pee on Emma Watson, and man, I just had to see where that one was going."

"I've never really gotten along with my brother.... I wish he was more like my mom...in that I wish he died three years ago"

"Greek mythology in 3 words Zeus got horny"

"she died doing what she loved: looking at her phone while crossing the street"

"best joke ever! The Dallas Cowboys."

"A salesman knocked on my door today. ""Who currently provides your Internet?"" he asked. I said, ""My next door neighbour."""

"What is the difference between the USA and North Korea? One is of them has a great leader!"

"I bet 2 guys named Eric would have an easier time starting a sleepover camp for infants than 2 guys named Sid."

"Im opening a ice cream parlor in Israel... Its called ""The Creamatorium"""