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Joke of the Day

"I climbed on this seesaw with Rick Astley 3 hours ago. *sigh He's never gonna let me down."

"Why Does Waldo Wear Stripes? Because he doesn't want to be SPOTTED!!!"

"What does a redneck and yeast have in common? They are both ""in-bread"" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke."

"Can you conquer the largest continent on earth? No, but Genghis Khan!"

"Can someone get Trump a thesaurus, I can't listen to the same 23 words every day"

"After the election, everyone wonders why people voted for Trump. The French know the answer 'Ils se sont trumpe' (I was wrong = je me suis trompe)"

"Internet explorer... The best browser for downloading a new browser"

"My Favorite Blonde Joke Having sex with a blonde is kinda like sitting down onto a warm toilet seat. It feels nice, but you gotta wonder who was there before you."

"*shipwrecked diary* Day 1: alone, doing well. Mentally sound. Met a crab Day 2: crab seems untrustworthy Day 3: CRA B LEAR N ING TO WRI TE"

"[Olympic Swimming] CANADIAN ANNOUNCER: I feel bad for the water look how hard they're kicking it."