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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a drunk blue hedgehog? Gin and sonic."

"What do you call a church leader of the Flying Spaghetti Monster religion (Pastafarianism)? A pasta (pass-tah)!"

"Yo mama's so fat she fell out of bed and caused the Great Depression. I'm so sorry for posting a Yo Mama."

"Never met a teenager driving a luxury car that I didn't hate."

"does anyone know a knock knock joke that's actually funny? most of the ones i have heard are not funny at all."

"Mythology gags, anyone? What can kill you with a glance and goes ""Hittthhh""? The Basilisp."

"What did the sociopathic cannibal parachutist say? As soon as the people carrying soup cans in the backpacks arrive we can eat."

"What is the definition of a Wife? An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done."

"I caught my wife cheating with the neighbor last night They are both banned from being the banker during monopoly game night now. That will teach them to sleep together."

"So a gay guy just bought a house... He is now a Homowner"