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Joke of the Day
"I bet Eve bit that apple because she knew she was going to get a bunch of clothes out of it."
Next Joke
"If the stick figure people started committing more crimes... I could be a legendary sketch artist for the FBI."
"Sorry, page 2 of Google searches."
"Stop Hammertime"
"A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it."
"What did the sign say on the abandoned nuclear reactor? Gone fission"
"Hey, did you hear they are opening a new bread store here in town? Just what we kneaded"
"What was the bear protesting? his right to human arms"
"me: i dont want any kids person: *low chuckle* oh, you'll change your mind. me: *grabs them by collar* tell me more about the future, wizard"
"Why is it tough to compete against a vampire? Because they're always out for blood!"