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"What's the most useless thing about a knife? The 'K'"
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"Meanwhile, in mid-2015 A Google Glass wearer and an Apple Watch wearer are arguing in a bar over who looks like a huger idiot."
"The worst part about going to concerts is realizing people you'd otherwise think are freaks actually share your taste in music."
"Did you hear about the American Indian who died from drinking too much tea? He drowned in his own tepee!"
"I like my women like I like my news... Without an opinion"
"What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm."
"How does post-vasectomy sex compare? There's not a vas deferens."
"You don't need to tell me that I'm not your cup of tea. I am well aware that I'm not a cup of tea, idiot."
"Because it ruins the joke. Why should you never mix up the title and the punchline?"
"Helium walks into a bar... The bar man says, ""Hey! We don't serve your kind!"" Helium doesn't react."