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Joke of the Day
"What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."
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"Patient: Doc what should I do with all the gold and silver in my mouth? Dentist: Don't smile in a bad neighborhood."
"Responsive web designers who date online... ...never specify height. Just width."
"Cuban Joke One Cuban young woman complains to another. ""He lied to me! He told me that he was a luggage handler! It turns out, he's nothing but a neurosurgeon!"""
"Girls hate it when you give them Christmas presents with an implied expectation, like an iron, a food processor, or knee pads."
"I had such a bad allergic reaction to a peanut today... ... that I got sued by TheFineBros."
"What type of wife always knows where her husband is? A widow"
"Why do gorillas have such big nostrils? Because they have big fingers! Not mine. Told to me by my late grandfather, funniest pastor ever. :)"
"What do you call a train that eats too much? A chew-chew train."
"At my funeral the priest will throw my corpse into the crowd and whoever catches it will be the next to die."