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Joke of the Day
"What is long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name."
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"What's the difference between a baby and a feminist? At some point in it's life, a baby will grow up and stop crying."
"Hi my name is, Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop."
"I heard reincarnation... ...is making a comeback."
"Why can't pencils have babies? Because they have rubbers on their end."
"Every time someone comments on my wrinkly clothes I just tell them that I have an iron deficiency. Yep. I do that."
"Cry if you missed someone. Try to shoot them again before they leave."
"How do you hear a hormone? Pay $100 for 30 minutes"
"Where do graphic designers go for a drink? CGI Friday's"
"My Girlfriend always says I never know when to quit joking, and to that I say... ""GOT YOUR NOSE"""