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Joke of the Day

"I slept on my neck funny and today I will be turning my whole body like Batman every time I have to look at something."

"How do you know you are at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit"

"Passer-by: hey buddy, do you have change for the phonebox? Clark Kent: why would I change in a phonebox? P: I didnt- CK: I'm not Superman"

"What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door."

"Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? Because he's out standing in his field."

"Why I Un-Installed League of Legends. To pass my exams, What did you expect?"

"Doesn't say much for humanity that the most popular are also the least interesting."

"My wife caught me cheating last night and i feel so ashamed and full of regret. She's never going to play monopoly with me again!"

"My daughter put a horse's head in my bed this morning. It was from an animal cracker but conveyed the message pretty clearly who is boss."

"Human: your name is Flipper Dolphin: (angerly) uh ok, HAND"