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Joke of the Day

"Don't know if this is original or not but... What is the top selling fruit in the world? Clay Aiken."

"How do mathematicians scold their children? ""If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."""

"Where is the best place to hide a hippie's weed? Under the soap."

"Divorce court is like regular court except the judge sentences you to freedom."

"I asked a North Korean how was life in his country... He said he couldn't complain."

"Kids and adults loved it so, the happy world of Harambe. #neverforget"

"What's black and runny? Usain Bolt."

"Knock Knock... -Who's there? Anxiety -Anxiety Who? Are you sure someone knocked?"

"What do you call a deer without eyes? No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent."

"What happens when the pope dies Another one popes up"