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Joke of the Day
"What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon? Tennish"
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"So doctor, do I have rabies? Doc: Short answer. Yes. Patient: What's the long answer? Doc: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssss."
"Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde? A: She screams her own name when she comes."
"My 10 yr old daughter was saying how stressful life is but she did add ""well, at least I've managed to go 10 years without drinking"""
"What did one candle say to the other Will you go out with me tonight?"
"Me: Threesome? Wife: When pigs fly! Do I wish for flying pigs? Pro: Threesome Con: High bacon prices *has idea *starts building catapult"
"What did one hat say to the other? ""You stay here, I'll go on ahead...."""
"What does a Jewish Princess think about during sex? What color to paint the ceiling."
"How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh? Ten tickles."
"Im probably the best ever at being humble."