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Joke of the Day

"My 10 yr old daughter was saying how stressful life is but she did add ""well, at least I've managed to go 10 years without drinking"""

"Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering A Minor."

"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?"

"What's the difference between a Rottweiler and a Poodle? If a Rottweiler starts humping your leg you let it finish."

"Swallowing these multivitamins is like swallowing the Titanic Need a little water to wash it down."

"Met my boyfriend on eharmony, also eharmony is the nickname I gave this vending machine, meet my sandwich"

"Alexis Ohanian"

"Q: What did the Dorito say to the other Dorito. A: I can't tell you it was to cheesy."

"Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!"

"Mom! Mom! ""I want to play with grandpa"" ""Shut up I'm too tired to dig him up right now"""