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Joke of the Day
"The Prophylactic Why did the prophylactic fly across the room? It was peed off."
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"GOVERNMENT VS. MAFIA Q: What's the difference between the government and the Mafia? A: One of them is organized."
"Apparently the most common surname In China is Chang. ...correct me if you think that's Wong."
"Just been offered 8 legs of venison for $40 Is that too dear?"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."
"My great grandma started to giggle at a barbecue and when I asked what's funny she said "" everyone here is alive because I got laid ""."
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Their kids haven't ."
"What's a pedophile's favourite chord? A minor."
"You can't joke with a kleptomaniac... They take everything, literally."
"Yo mama's so fat she fell out of bed and caused the Great Depression. I'm so sorry for posting a Yo Mama."