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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock....who's there? SUPRISE MUTHER FUCKER!"
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"Who is the greatest Jewish cook? Hitler."
"""I don't understand what this statue of a man talking is supposed to mean"" ""It's confusing, but I think it's a figure of speech."""
"""And you don't want hairy hands, now do you? Oh! And googling 'it' will make you go blind..okay! Mommy loves you."" - Sis at her 9 year old."
"What do you call an Asian lady with a Mixmaster on her head? Brenda"
"Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever."
"Q: What kind of monkey can fly? A: A hot air baboon."
"How are UFO's related to hamburgers? Both are Unidentified Frying Objects!"
"My math teacher called me average the other day. I thought it was mean."
"Why did Susie fall of the swing set? Because she had no arms."