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"I can give you the reason for anaphylactic shock in a nutshell."
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"""It's so funny running into you like this."" -Guy who just crashed his car into yours in a hilarious way"
"""I like your pushy."" Sean Connery talking dirty to his woman"
"Grammar Nazis see things only two ways The Reich way or the wrong way"
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"You may think a squirt of water in the face is the best way to reprimand cats but turns out it works pretty well on people too."
"Why do polish people all have ski at the end of their name? Because they can't spell toboggan."
"What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist? A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own"
"I don't hate anyone. I just don't like people."
"Waiter, there's an I in my team"