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Joke of the Day

"I walked into the library the other day and asked the librarian if he still had that mouldy old book on giving your child up for adoption. ""It was vile so I got rid of it."" ""That's the one."""

"10 ways to stop Procrastinating 1."

"This creepy guy at work calls me ""hun"" despite knowing my real name so I've started calling him Mulan."

"A construction worker decided to go to a bar for a few drinks He got hammered."

"I've come to realize that if a Facebook profile picture has two people in it, It always belongs to the uglier one."

"Q: Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she'll let it go!"

"I was walking down the street one day when I heard someone playing Dancing Queen and Mamma Mia on the didgeridoo. That's Abba-rigonal"

"A car almost ran into me and I screamed ""WOAHHHHHH THERE BUCKAROO"" I could have died and those would have been my last words"

"Sea jokes aren't for little kids. They're too salty."

"Driving Wizard A wizard is driving down the highway, a man try's to merge into his lane in front of him. The wizard speeds up and yells out the window, ""You shall not pass!"""