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Joke of the Day

"""She sends things to strangers on the internet and no one even cares but she keeps doing it"" - my dad, explaining me on twitter to my aunt."

"A masochist walked into a bar But he was okay with it"

"What do you call a guy who's into beastiality? Someone who really gets his head into the game."

"How do you tell if a girl is ticklish? You give her a test-tickle."

"I'm still not sure how the church expects me to do all that kneeling and standing and praying on just that one little wafer they feed you."

"I'm not sexist because being sexist is wrong And being wrong is for women."

"How many ants does it takes to fill an apartment? Ten-ants"

"What's the difference between a jew and a dollar? It's illegal to burn a dollar."

"The bird developed an illness. i think it started when the bird flu."

"Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !"