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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a line of iron cats? A Feline..."
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"Kids are like farts. You can just about stand your own."
"I used too much anti-aging cream and now I am a tiny baby."
"Me to waitress: Do you validate? Waitress: Parking, you mean? Me: No. Like, can I read you some tweets and you tell me if you like them?"
"How do you make a snooker table laugh? Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls."
"What did the Australian grandmaster say to the waiter after eating? Check, mate."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."""
"Welche vier Flusse kennt jede Blondine? Rhein, Inn, Main, Po"
"Hey did you see the one about the blind guy Yeah neither did he"
"[sermon] There will come a day when Christ will drive out evil from our land, and it will be the Judgment Day! *T-1000 shifts nervously*"