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Joke of the Day

"You are depriving some poor village of its idiot."

"The fast and the furious 8 (spoiler alert)"

"What did the homeless man say to Barack Obama? ""Can I have some 'change'?"""

"*hands you a marijuana* ""This one's called Air Bud. It'll make you play basketball. Also it might turn you into a golden retriever."""

"A pedophile and a child go into the woods It's dark and raining. The boy looks up to the man and says, ""I'm scared!"" The man replies, ""You're scared? I'm gonna have to walk out of here alone!"""

"Do you want to know why I dropped out of Communism class? I had bad marx."

"I'm gonna steal a bunch of Jesus fish off minivans and then put them back three days later."

"Why is marriage like thin toilet paper? Because you end up with a ring on your finger."

"The Lion King really created trust issues between me and the nephew."

"memes http://imgur.com/qe7LBx5 there"