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Joke of the Day
"You are depriving some poor village of its idiot."
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"[spelling bee] judge: your word is serendipity. me: can you use it in a sentence. judge: sure. gary googled the word serendipity."
"How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left."
"But man says to the doctor: Wojak I am the pepe"
"Why do Americans spell colour as color? Because fuck U, that's why."
"Hey thanks to whoever told me that Cubby Broccoli invented broccoli, I just looked like a real dipshit in front of my parents"
"My wife told me to stop my obsession of singing 'Wonderwall' I said maybe...."
"What did the pop can become when it finished high school? A graduated cylinder."
"Why is it warmer near the corners of a room? Cause they're at 90 degrees."
"Just found out today that the barber of my neighborhood got arrested for selling drugs. I'm shocked! I was his customer for years and didn't know he cut hair!"