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Joke of the Day

"Today a girl said she recognized me from our vegetarian club, But I'm pretty sure I've met herbivore."

"What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away? Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit."

"Did some1 really think naming a restaurant Pizza HUT was a good idea? ""We want a name that communicates quality food & 3rd world housing!"""

"Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? (punchline in comments)"

"(During sex) Pull my hair! No! Just the grey ones."

"Why did everyone want to invite the mushroom to the party... Cause he was a fungi"

"What do boobs and margaritas have in common? One is not enough. Three is to many."

"What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks"

"Seen on a prison wall: ""VIRGINITY who says you can only lose it once?"""

"I asked my doctor if there were any jokes in my body. No pun in tendon."