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Joke of the Day

"What sound does a 747 make when it bounces? boeing boeing boeing"

"I play the triangle in a reggae band... ... I stand at the back and ting"

"I have so much more fun on Twitter than Facebook, because love from strangers is always more exciting."

"A sexy radical feminist walks out of a civil rights meeting with blood on her hands... ... When asked what happened, she replied: ""a small issue came up, and we had to cut it short"""

"Two Bar S truck drivers get caught in a snowstorm. Stranded for days. They cannibalize each other than eat their product."

"Why should you use six hooks on your fishing line? eFISHancy!"

"Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"

"Chuck Norris strikes again Chuck Norris has counted the number of atoms in the universe... **thrice**"

"Mayonnaise is cum. When you put it on a sandwich, you're spreading cum on your bread. When you ask for it on a burger, you ordered cum."

"I used to have a height complex, But then I grew out of it."