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Joke of the Day

"People would often feel hungry after going to a funeral ... In old Greek."

"If you woke up naked, in the middle of the forest with no memory of what happened and your butt is covered in lube, would you tell anyone? ""*No!*"" Wanna to go camping?"

"A hard worker got a promotion. Thats the joke."

"PSA: This year, lets refrain from the 'I haven't taken a shower since last year!' jokes. Please and thank you."

"What's the most racist fraction? 3/5"

"What is feared by jailbirds and splits light into different colors? Prism rape."

"I once thought about opening a place like T.G.I.Friday's, called C.L.I.Thursday's, but most guys wouldn't be able to find it from what I hear..."

"Some people are like slinkies... ...they're not really good for anything but they still put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs."

"Are you waiting for my comeback? You can scrape it off your mom's teeth"

"A man walks up to two nuns and reveals himself to them, one had a stroke... ... the other couldn't quite reach."