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Joke of the Day

"I played Dodgeball... I got Bullied.... I ate Gluten... I didn't get Participation Trophies... I turned out fine... So will your kid..."

"What do chinese people do when they have an erection? they vote"

"Why did the Bee get married? Because she found her honey!"

"I'm a lot like Jesus because I like wine and I tell people what to do."

"What comes between fear and sex? Funf!"

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? It's a really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"Somewhere there's a person named Current Resident who has to read every piece of junk mail."

"Senior Year? More like sleep and beer."

"Shoutout to Beethoven!"

"Whats the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? a pickpocket snatches watches"