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Joke of the Day

"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support, people are going to think we're nuts!"

"What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips? Plato Nachos"

"Q: Do ghouls eat popcorn with their fingers? A: No, they eat their fingers separately."

"What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil? I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B."

"Instead of smiling and nodding through a conversation, try clapping and nodding. People will stop talking to you."

"What do you call a dog on the beach? Sandy Claws Merry Christmas"

"TIFU by getting meatball marinara instead of steak and cheese... Oops, wrong sub"

"The only time I seem to be able to count on people is when I nail an abacus to their heads."

"I went for a run and got back two minutes later because I forgot something, I forgot I'm fat and can't run for more than two minutes."

"Remember when you were a kid and you used to run through the sprinklers at your uncle's farm and he'd dry you off with his strong arms?"