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Joke of the Day

"Why is safe sex a dumb idea? Because coat hangers are cheaper than condoms."

"Get it? http://imgur.com/AIhM5"

"Statistics show that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy"

"""I SHOULD HAVE KILLED YOU WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE,"" I scream, as a sudden gust of wind blows the spider I threw outside onto my face."

"Q: Why is a blonde like Australia? A: They're both down under and no one cares."

"The Energizer bunny was just releases from prison. He was charged with battery. . . ."

"What do cannibals on a budget eat? Ramen. (Sound it out.)"

"Why are giraffe's necks so long? Because their heads are so far away from their bodies!"

"With the magic of makeup, I go from tired old hag to tired looking old hag with eyeliner."

"What's the best way to increase the size of your bank balance? Look at it through a magnifying glass."