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Joke of the Day
"What did the elephant say to the naked man? ""How do you breathe through that thing?"""
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"Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries."
"I think the Wu Tang clan is a Chinese organized crime family trying to wrestle control of the orange drink market from the ""Sunni D"" family"
"What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection? Quarter-pounder with cheese"
"""It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of the ocean."" But it takes much longer to get to England on a rowboat."
"Old enough -Mom I'm finally 15, can I have a boyfriend? -No. -Can I use high Heels? -No. -Can I use a mini skirt? -No. -But why? -Because you're a man, Bob."
"How's a Volvo just like a woman? The pussy is on the inside."
"Rumor has it that John Wayne's autopsy revealed 40 pounds of fecal matter lodged in his intestines But it turned out to be a lot of shit"
"How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the otherside!"
"When someone tells me about a book they've read, I pretentiously say, ""Oh, I don't even own a book."""