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Joke of the Day

"I think the Wu Tang clan is a Chinese organized crime family trying to wrestle control of the orange drink market from the ""Sunni D"" family"

"I forgot a bag of groceries in my taxi. It's been driving me bananas."

"I am so glad that I poop in a toilet, rather than a bag. Given that I did that for 14 months of my life, perspective is a nice thing."

"What's the difference between a Trump interview ad-lib, and a Person of Color? One's a tangent; the other a tan gent."

"What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto"

"Have you heard about the guy who reanimated the dead? He made Mary Shelly roll over in her grave."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans can't milk a cow for 15 years."

"TIFU by hiring a footlong sandwich as a replacement teacher. Oops, wrong sub."

"Boy, are you a destination wedding? Cuz I can't come."

"How do her parents punish Helen Keller? By leaving the plunger in the toilet."