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Joke of the Day
"How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the otherside!"
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"Mrs Jones: Now remember children travel is very good for you. It broadens the mind. Betty muttering: If you're anything to go by that's not all it broadens!"
"Why don't they play poker in Africa? Too many cheetahs"
"so a man answers a phone call... man - ""I don't know, I live about ten miles from the ocean"" wife - ""who was that? what did they want?"" man - ""some asshole who wanted to know if the coast was clear"""
"Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast? Because one egg is un oeuf."
"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? 1 in 3 million have a chance of becoming a human being"
"What do people in florida do when their car breaks down? Build a house next to it."
"Myspacebarhasstoppedworking Only joking"
"Why did the chicken cross the road To get too the other side lmao memeboi"
"I can't stand sitting down"