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Joke of the Day
"What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas? B-2"
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"April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring? PILGRIMS."
"Virgin mary enters into heaven as soon as she gets in she notices a hot dog stand. She blushes and giggling says ""the holy spirit!"""
"My grief counselor died last week. Luckily, he was so good I didn't give a shit"
"Surreal, wtf, insane Repost: Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stamp out burning ducks. lolwut Any similar?"
"Why did the train sound effect album get derailed? The tracks were unfinished."
"Don't date guys from the internet. The last guy said he lived in a gated community. Prison, he meant prison."
"Try this: In a crowded hallway, say out loud, ""Oh my god look at the blood on her pants."" Whatever girl turns around is on her period.."
"What song did the gay guy sing on his way back from vacation in Thailand? Goodbye yellow dick road"
"My friend is an idiot. Both of us spot a gorgeous woman standing about 30 feet away. Friend: What should I do? Me: Court her. Friend: Dude, I don't have any change..."